TL;DR

Starlink’s service degrades sharply once user density exceeds 6.66 households per square mile, exposing the gap between marketing promises and real‐world capacity constraints.

The Number of the Bandwidth Beast

Once upon a taxpayer-funded time, deep in the twisted jungles of federal subsidy programs, a certain shiny constellation glimmered in the night sky. Not stars. Not hope. Just Starlink, the lovechild of marketing euphoria and physics denial. And at the heart of this cosmic broadband opera? One number to rule them all:

6.66/sqm

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