OW32: When Satellites Lie

Welcome back to Orbital Whispers’ week in review, where we strap a seatbelt on the space hype machine and then press all the buttons anyway. This issue opens with GPS spoofing, the party trick that keeps pilots guessing and ports blinking, a reminder that “position” is really just a polite opinion wrapped in RF. We will pull at the threads, from cheap jammers to expensive denial, and ask why the people who swear they have resilience keep stepping on the same rake.

It is also Shareholders Week, that sacred festival where executives read poetry to analysts and call it guidance. Expect cheerful charts, selective amnesia, and the recurring promise that next quarter is the one that counts. We will translate the safe words on those calls into something closer to English, then decide who actually earned their applause and who rented it by the hour.