JetBlue’s Wi-Fi Takes Flight

(Eventually)

JetBlue and Amazon are tossing confetti for a party they haven’t thrown. What’s being sold is a projection. The stage is flooded with buzzwords, the spotlight’s on vaporware and the standing ovation is penciled in for 2027. That’s the safest kind of promise, one that can’t be fact-checked for at least two years and can be quietly revised by then if needed. You’re not getting better Wi-Fi today.