ORBITAL WHISPERS
TL;DR
A satirical take frames EchoStar’s plea before the FCC as an overblown saga of spectrum hoarding, patriotic rhetoric and misplaced typos, mocking the company’s claims of nationwide Open RAN leadership
Little Telecom That Cried Wolf
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