Everyone’s Got a Backup Plan

Unless You’re Actually on the Ship

The Starlink outage didn’t just take down a few dish terminals. It unleashed something far more powerful: a horde service providers gleefully pointing at their backup plans like smug doomsday preppers watching the neighbours’ Wi-Fi go dark.

“This is why you need hybrid!”
“You should’ve listened!”
“We’ve got L-band, MSS, LTE over a flying goat if you just sign here for 36 months!”