The Operator Formerly Known as Group

Act I
The Funeral of ‘Group’

[Stage: A darkened theater. A coffin labeled “Group” is wheeled in by four interns in ill-fitting suits. A single clarinet plays “Space Oddity” off-key. The audience is entirely shareholders with monocles, polishing them nervously.]

Narrator (whispering like a BBC nature doc):
Observe, the shedding of skin. Once “Eutelsat Group,” now reduced to a single word: Eutelsat. A butterfly reborn, or simply a moth with better PR.