So it turns out, the future of warfare might just be a laser pointer duct-taped to a Cessna. At least, that’s the takeaway from General Atomics and Kepler’s latest “breakthrough” announcement. They managed to zap some data between a satellite and a moving Twin Otter aircraft using lasers, and suddenly we’re supposed to believe the entire Proliferated Warfighter Space Architecture is a done deal. Big leaps, small steps, same PR tone.

Let’s be real. This was not a dogfight in contested airspace. It wasn’t a satellite dodging orbital debris or counterspace interference. It was a test on a stable aircraft at known coordinates. Controlled, ideal, sanitized. But if you ask SDA’s Deputy Director, we’re already deep into the next century of warfighting because two companies used the same socket.

Yes, it’s an achievement, interoperability matters. But it’s like bragging that two USB-C devices talked to each other once. That’s the minimum bar. Meanwhile, we’re told this system will scale across all domains and survive any battlefield scenario. Based on what? One air-to-space test on a 12-inch turret?

And then there’s Kepler, beaming with pride over their “Pathfinder” constellation. Which is great. Except it’s still in development. Except it’s still trying to find customers. Except there’s zero indication how these systems hold up in a world where Starlink’s militarized cousins already dominate bandwidth and orbital density.

What’s this really about? It’s about keeping the funding gods happy. SDA needs to show progress. General Atomics needs to justify relevance as the big players tighten their grip. Kepler needs to prove it belongs. And the Pentagon wants to tell Congress, “Hey look, no stovepipes this time!”

Laser-based comms may one day form the backbone of next-gen military data flow. But until the system handles clouds, chaos, countermeasures, and congressional audits, this is still laser tag with delusions of grandeur.