ORBITAL WHISPERS
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Starlink suffered a global outage on 2025, July 24 when an internal software upgrade overwhelmed core network services, knocking tens of thousands of users offline for about 150 minutes before engineers restored full connectivity.
back up in 2.5 hours.
Let that sink in.
On Wednesday, July 24, the Starlink network experienced what most would politely call a “full-system oh-no moment.” A rare software deployment hiccup cascaded through their core network infrastructure, knocking thousands offline across continents. Yup, a global outage.
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